Believe it or not B-movie BFFs gets more “action” here (and on Facebook) when we show a little skin! Well, I’m happy to comply! Next Tuesday’s film features some blonde, buff, freshly-baked cheesecake!

An astonishingly large number of straight men will recognize in the above physique Dolph Lundgren, who has been featured in some really, really terrible films. In fact, please stoke the ashy fireplace of what passes as my memory vault and remind me: is there a film he’s in that’s any good?

This week’s offering finds our Swedish meatball complimenting the lingonberry tang of actually-good actor Frank Langella (who gave the most adorable and polished response when queried on his role in this film). I have always had a thing for Skeletor. I mean seriously. What’s not to like? He’s built. He knows what he wants. He’s a confident, self-assured, dare I say sexy man. (or… whatever he is). I’m not the only one who feels that way, either!

I don’t remember anything else about this film – which I saw as a child – except that it featured the beautiful Meg Foster and there was some kind of portal to some dimension.

I’m sure we’re in for a real treat.

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If you’d like to watch with us on Tuesday, here’s how. Queue up the movie as follows: sometime before 7 PM PST Tuesday the 30th play the first few moments of the film. The “Cannon” logo will appear, and then dismantle. As soon as the last logo bars fly off the screen, pause the film. At 7 PM PST exactly, resume the film. Then follow on Twitter at @BmovieBFFs or https://www.facebook.com/BmovieBFFs/posts/1534280766786832“>post to/enable Notifications on the Facebook thread as we watch this enchanting bit of cinematic history!